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  // File :smartyPants.js
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  //	JavaScript for generating random smarty-pants comments
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  //	Copyright (c) 2003
  //	Fred D. Bean
  //	All rights reserved.
  //	http://www.DumbSoutherner.com
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  var comment = new Array
  (
    "Somebody needs to tell my rug-ruining, house-funkifying, incontinent cat to \"think <em>inside</em> the box.\"",
    "I like my cat much more than I like most people. And, my cat craps on my carpet.",
    "Why do they call it \"the miracle of birth\"? It happens millions of times a day and, if you ask me, it's pretty disgusting.",
    "I may be going bald, but I can grow hair in my nostrils like nobody's business.",
    "There are only 10 types of people in the world - those who understand binary, and those who do not.",
    "I'm still not completely sure I'm Y2K compliant.",
    "I've child-proofed my house, but occasionally one sneaks in anyway.",
    "They say America is losing the \"war on drugs\". Does that mean we've been defeated by an army of stoners?"
  );

  document.writeln("<strong>Random neurological misfire:</strong> " + comment[Math.round(Math.random() * (comment.length - 1))]);


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